{Basic rules, Fantasia in F Minor, Incompatibility, Regicide}

Has nine cards.

Plays:


Has eight cards.

Bad (but not terrible) play.

returns cards and a penalty

Has ten cards.

Plays:


Has nine cards.

Yipes! Yipes yipes yipes!!!

Bad play.

gives Yeastcake a penalty card

Bad play.

returns Meze's card and gives a penalty card

Failure to enforce the rules.

takes a penalty card

Talking.

takes another penalty card

Point of order!
takes a deeeeeeep breath
Sucrose is having BIG BAD COMPUTER TROUBLES (oh, irony). She managed to extract her senior project and the file where she keeps track of her hand, but not much else (yet).
End point of order.

I cease to exist.

Puts Meze's penalty card back on the deck.

Point of order. Note that Sucrose's penalty card was for "failure to enforce the rules within 24 hours" on Yeastcake's play.

The rule of Fantasia in F Minor is suspended because Sucrose won't be around to enforce it.

Cheerio, Sucrose! Good luck! End point of order.

Point of order.

So as I understand it, while both my play and Meze's were bad, only Meze's play was returned, so I have nine cards and the top of the play pile looks like this, ending with the top card:
. . .
Someone correct me if that isn't right, please.

Good luck with your computer troubles!

End point of order.

Failure to play within 24 hours...?

Givens penalty card to Pesto.

Point of order. Your play should have been returned, too, so the top of the deck looks like this:
.
Since that wasn't clear, we'll reset the 24-hour timer.
End point of order.
Bad call. Zero card penalty.
Puts the penalty card Yeastcake gave back on the deck.
Point of order. Actually, the rule under which I'd get a penalty for failure to play within 24 hours is probably also reasonable; I can spend a rule adding that change if people'd prefer. End point of order.

Point of order. No, actually I don't see how a rule with your getting that penalty would be reasonable; don't bother implementing it unless you want to. I gave you that penalty because I'd returned Meze's play and then forgotten that Meze's play had been returned. End point of order.

Has ten cards.

Plays:


Has eight cards.

Mao.

Failure to play or draw within 24 hours.

Gives penalty card to Meze.

Has eight cards.

Plays:


Has six cards.

Has 14 cards.

Plays .

Has 12 cards.

Have a nice day. Mao.

Failure to say "very" (at Pesto); zero card penalty.

Will play later, when she gets home and knows her hand.

Has six cards.

Thank you very much.

Has twelve cards.

Has twelve cards.

Takes a penalty card for failure to say "very."

Plays .

Plays .

Mao.

Plays .

Mao.

Has seven cards.

Has 14 cards.

Plays .

Has 12 cards.

Have a very nice day!

Has twelve cards.

Plays:

Have a very very nice day!

Thank you very very much!
Takes zero cards.

Has ten cards.

Failure to say "The king is dead. Long live the king!"

Gives Yeastcake a penalty card.